Apple! Are you listening?!

There is no way to change the "snooze" duration on an iPhone!

Seriously!

My iPhone can shoot and edit video! It knows where I am! It can listen to and (sometimes) understand me and then respond (somewhat) logically!

But there's no way to lengthen or shorten that snooze.  (Ok Ok. There's an app for that.  But c'mon! An app for that?! So inelegant.)

I am incredulous.  And a teeny bit forlorn.

Apple!  Are you out there?! Hook a girl up!!